Tuesday, September 23, 2008

It hurts to laugh

A joke email I found in The Nation. I've nothing to add; send it to a friend.

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson


Lil' Hammerhead said...

Hahahaha! Call the FBI

Jeff said...

This whole situation is a horror.

KAP said...

This has been brewing for years. I'm outraged that they expect to be bailed out when their house of cards starts tumbling.

Try this, from an "expert": Right now, our biggest problem in this industry is that no one really knows what anything is worth,'' said Tim Ryan, head of the Securities Industry and Financial Markets Association and former director of the Office of Thrift Supervision.

Everyone in the ratings companies should be scourged up and down Wall Street for starters.