Thursday, November 26, 2009

No umbrella needed

From the Saipan Tribune, an early sign that the new immigration rules might help local employment:

HELP WANTED
Looking for Sexy Dancer
- Female
- IR or Green Card holder


Gotta keep those tourist attractions.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not many sexy local dancers on this island. Most local girls look good until they have their first child at sixteen.

The Saipan Blogger said...

Chamorros will start stripping when they get paid what strippers get paid in the US.

The Saipan Blogger said...

The same goes for being plumbers and mechanics.

KAP said...

Not into Rubens?

Actually, I think the pay is pretty good now. A drunk and his dollars soon part. Never heard of a plumber or mechanic getting tipped though.

No local girl wants to face her aunt on Sunday.