Gang of fours?

So I was looking for more news about Colorado Senate hopeful Bob Schaffer. I know, I know. Boring, old news-- but it's droll that he's the one that brought out his Marianas connection by saying we would be a model for a national guest worker program. Still, a timewaster until it brought me some Real Important News.

On an island like Saipan, we have many families with mixed marriages: religions, races, nationalities, you name it. How do we raise our kids?

Which gang should they join? Yep, the Denver media cover real problems too.

Seems this couple can't agree whether their four year old will join the Westside Ballers or the Crips. And you thought you had problems.

I suppose it's possible: Fujien, Yakuza... is the Russian mafia around?